| You got to the test page, took one look at how things were supposed to be, and then apparently you decided “well fuck it, I guess I’ll just keep going, but I don’t want to check any of the answers.” Which I guess, sort of sucks, doesn’t it? Because now you don’t get a response. It’s all right though, you can always try it again and get something worthwhile out of it. Or maybe you’d just rather it stay this way. Either way, I’m going to look at you as a success, who just hasn’t finishing their succeeding quite yet.
The other option, is that your personality is very evenly distributed, you are anxious, avoidant and secure all at the same time, but nothing seems to dominate. I’ll say to you what I said to Crazy McCrazyton, who has everything going on, but is so overly stimulated by everything that they BECOME everything, much like you:
I can’t fathom who you would be, aside from a schizophrenic or someone with multiple personalities, all of whom wanted to come out and take this test at the same time. You’re everything, you’re nothing, you’re the in-between, hell I don’t know.
I can’t tell you what you should do, because truthfully? You shouldn’t exist. You know that Ice Cream by Ben and Jerry’s, the “Totally Twisted” or whatever? The kind that has carmel bits and hazelnuts and fudge ripples and raspberry swirls and white chocolate pieces and cookie crumbles and shiny pennies? Yeah, that’s you. You are so everything that you can’t be anything which…kind of makes you nothing, doesn’t it?
I don’t know what you’re on, but I want some. I can’t give you too much advice, other than seek out someone either exactly like you, or of a Secure attachment style, because no one else is going to be able to put up with what’s going on inside your head, believe me. The thing is, you belong either with someone on the opposite end of the spectrum and are evenly distributed but HIGH on all the factors, or someone more secure than you. It’s a fine line, a very fine one. You’re not completely insane, I don’t believe that for a second, but you’re not all-together either. You’re just unpredictable and unable to come up with a dominant way of appreciating the world.
I think it makes you either a fine, fine candidate for complete and total normalcy, OR as a professor of mine likes to say…you belong in the boobie hatch.
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