/headdesk

I woke with a streaming snotty cold.
I have stood on my own toe and nearly fell down the stairs.
I managed to cut, burn scald and drop a mug on the same toe
while making coffee and egg and toast. I also broke a glass
and managed to spill water on the kitchen floor.
My children find this to be hilariously funny.

I have informed my co parent I am hiding out in my bedroom for
the rest of the day and he will have to hunt dinner for a change,
cos it’s just not safe for me out there today.